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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

whats black and large -me

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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