- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

This is my favorite antijoke.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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