- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Eric is gay Ha

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??