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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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