Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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