- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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