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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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