- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

steven hawking walks into a bar

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

AIDS

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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