- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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