How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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