- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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