- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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