- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

race-car = rac-ecar

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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