what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Fat? Jesse Z

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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