- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Women's rights.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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