- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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