Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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