Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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