Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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