VITAMIN C!

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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