- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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