A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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