- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

homosexual rights to marriage

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

a blind man walks into a wall

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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