why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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