Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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