- Anti Joke

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.