- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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I love pissing people off :P

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

the economy.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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