- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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