- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Whats 1+1? window!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

The Labour Party.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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