- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

The Morman Religion.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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