- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't get it

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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