- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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