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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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