- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

H o m o comes out as homo

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What page are you on The gay page.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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