- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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