- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Women's Rights

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

knock knock come in

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??