- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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