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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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