- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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