- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Justin Bieber

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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