Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Women's rights.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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