- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A boy with red hair is happy.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

A muslim walks out of a plane.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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