What's just not right? Left

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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star wars kid

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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