We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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