What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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