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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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