Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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