- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

the WNBA.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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