- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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penis. nuff said.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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