- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Ben Corbishley

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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