Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

a man makes a bad joke

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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