Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Turkeys are obese

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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The queen having a shit

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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This is an anti-joke.

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