- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Pain Olympics.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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