- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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