- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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