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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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