- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What page are you on The gay page.

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