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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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