- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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