1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Anti Joke

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