- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A penis walks into a bar..

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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