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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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