- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

The child was fired from his job.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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