Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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