- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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