What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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