- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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