- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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