- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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