- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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