- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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