Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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