this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

civil rights

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Actually it was me Josh brown

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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