- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Get up Look in the mirror

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A cat playing laser tag.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

scraggle is in you pillow case

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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