I'm Polish.

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Yellow People !!

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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