Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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