Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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