- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Guess what? I like trains.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What is the difference?

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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