- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

i wonder who made this website? a human

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

men's rights activists

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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