Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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I love alchohol!

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

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