- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

He--Hey guys

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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