Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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