- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

class is canceled. My professor died.

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