- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Men's rights

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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