- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

In soviet Russia...things are different

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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