- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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