Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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