Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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