- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??