- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Knock Knock Come in

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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