- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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