Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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