How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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