- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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