- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Women deserve equal rights.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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