- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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