- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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