Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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