- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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