Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A storm be brewin!

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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