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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A van drives into a car.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

justin beiber sucks

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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