- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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