- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Ehh

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

VITAMIN C!

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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