- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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