Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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