- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why did you poop because you are a poop

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Tucker Rivera

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A seal walks into a club.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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