Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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HEY!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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