What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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