What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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